Monday, June 24, 2013

Not altogether lazy after all

Way, I got out of the couch and did something useful. The script for my second book, Waiting for Winter: Re-reading A Clash of Kings has been sent to a new publisher, so fingers crossed and arms tattooed with a plethora of House Tyrell roses in wildly varying colors for maximum manliness. 

I've also written a foreword for another book related to the Ice & Fire world, but more on this (and the possible release of Waiting for Winter this year) when I know what I can and can't utter. 

Speaking of writing, I recently submitted a new flash fiction story to the SFF World writer's forum called The Hauntress. You can read it here, in my Words are Wind section of the blog (yes, I know, these are really two separate blogs but I like to think of them as, well, sections. Sections rule.) - I notice that I haven't updated that ~section~ in a while, I've been writing flash fiction and a couple of short stories for SFF World that I have forgotten to add to Words are Wind. But, you know. Words are wind. Purely for boasting purposes, The Hauntress has received the following accolades: "I liked it a lot", "Well done", and "Excellent, excellent, excellent." Three of them! Still much to learn about the craft, of course - no matter how much I try, I struggle to write anything coherent with any decent length to it. But three excellents go a long way for me, considering it's just a hobby and all that. 


Lazy lazy monday

Back home after a weekend in the southern parts of the,ah, North. Not going to anywhere resembling Dorne or some such this year. It's raining and it's cold, which leads to indoors activities with Slynt Jr. So far, we've built a dungeon using tiles I found at the LFGS (see previous post), built some weird stuff in Minecraft, rebuilt a scattered LEGO pod racer, discussed the problem with deforesting, lunched, and now the next goal is figuring out dinner. Since lady Slynt and Slynt Jr Jr are still in the south, its going to be something ridiculously easy to prepare and it will probably be somewhat on the unhealthy side. Most likely.
But really, what a lazy day. Like Homer Jay, I love those lazy days. Maybe I'll do something useful today as well. If it stops raining. Rain equals indoor geekery. And maybe a few chores. Maybe.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Local friendly game store

The first day of summer and I found myself, for the first time in a long time, alone in a so-called local friendly game store. "Local" doesn't really apply for me as it took four hours of driving but it is the closest I have. Their prices are, even for us natives, somewhat outrageous but boy did it feel good to wander amongst countless board games, fantasy novels, RPGs, cards, toys and collectibles. I drooled over many an item I can't afford, like the statuette of Emperor Palpatine in his throne, and a chain mail shirt (not that I know what I actually would do with it), and a host of games I'd love to try. Eventually I settled for the novel «The Red Knight», a Realms novel, a couple of dice, a House Targaryen stein for Slynt to drink ale from, a Star Wars mug for Slynt Junior I who is rapidly becoming as Star Wars nutty as his father, and a box of D&D tiles because I don't know. I almost picked up Steven Erikson's "The Wurms of Blearmouth" but I found it way too expensive per page even if it's the only Malazan tale I haven't read. Ah but to be in an actual geek boutique again. Goodness. Beats shopping online.

This is my first time using the Blogger app btw. Maybe it will herald an influx of useless postings and ramblings. We'll see.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013


I'm saddened by the loss of Splitter, a forum member of Is Winter Coming? for the longest time. Last weekend, he was defeated by cancer. Though I only knew him through the forum, he was a great fellow and he will be missed by all of us at the site. 

Not only was he a good man and so-called "detractor", he also wrote excellent crime fiction. You can buy "The Reluctant" and "The Willing" for almost nothing at Amazon.

I hate that Splitter will never know how Ice & Fire ends.



Myself, I am wrapping up another year's work and preparing for the summer holidays. I'll be traveling around a bit, taking with me books to read by Kindle (it's such a luxury to not have to carry a ton of books around), some hard-hitting music and of course, the family. I'm such a family man these days. 

Yesterday, I ran seven teenagers through a session of AD&D® session (I guess you can't call that work but hey, it was activity day, I needed a role playing fix, and the kids wanted to) taking place in the Forgotten Realms®

I'm becoming more obsessed with the setting the more I read about it; what I once dismissed as cheesy vanilla high fantasy has grown into something a lot more impressive than what I initially thought it to be. Having discovered the forums of Candlekeep and the Realms-devotees there, and reading Ed Greenwood (creator of the Realms) interacting with his fans in a fantastic manner and seeing how he thinks when he creates (and boy is he creative), I am quite enthralled by his setting (not the silliest bits) and sucking up so-called 'realmslore' daily. Greenwood is a bit like Steven Erikson, in that he's a gift that keeps on giving. I mean, fans ask him all manner of questions and he takes time out of his schedule to answer them (and often in long, detailed replies); he's such a nice, friendly and caring guy, I wish I could have him as my game master. I have discovered that Ed's Realms is darker and edgier than the one presented by TSR/Wizards of the Coast, and the sheer richness of his creation is staggering (then, I am a fan of world-building). I have realized that this man, who's been building the Realms since the sixties, deserves a lot more respect than he gets. And so I continue to flip through a sourcebook or three day, learning a little here and a little there about the Forgotten Realms, and trying to complete my second edition Realms collection. This has interfered somewhat with my schedule, obviously, reading less and writing less and gaming less too, but I suppose that the holidays will free up some time to get the re-read rolling again (I know, I'm as slow as you can get with this blog, ironically mirroring the man I have ranted so much about in regards to being slow at writing...)

So, in short, I'm living a two-sided life; the "real" one, with family, friends, work, duties and chores etc., and a second one, in which I mostly roam the landscapes of the Realms and the Internet (and medieval France in Cornwell's 1356, gods I'm a slow reader). Well, my mother's been saying it since forever - my head's in the clouds. Been quiet on the Not a Blog front too, since Martin returned home. Fingers crossed it means progress is being made on The Winds of Winter. If not for us, then for his and HBO's sake. Ka-zing.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Scouting for Winter

George is back from wherever and has notified us in a new blog post. No sign of any hint of The Winds of
, though. At first I thought maybe that last somewhat cryptic line had to do with the book ("And now I'm back in the land of wolves and savage dust storms, digging out from under.") The land of wolves - the North? Savage dust storms - Dorne? Digging out from under - uhm, Australia? It sounds like he's trying to tell us that he's back in The Winds of Winter. Only, when you look at the comments, there's this Russian fellow asking for an explanation, and George being his charming self responds: "The Spirit Wolf sanctuary in NM." Charming, because he can't be bothered to explain what this means to a fan from far away, and bam! hopes that there was a Winds hint tucked in the post GONE. Oh well. At least he, in a recent interview with what was it, Entertainment Weekly, absolutely is not worried about the TV show speeding past his novels in terms of story progression. Of course, George, of course. They are halfway through A Storm of Swords, and you're claiming the odds are on your side - if, as you say, they choose to film more of the story that remains. The problem, however, is that most of the interesting, exciting and good parts from the books that could be used to make entertaining television have already been cut and trimmed down. There simply is not enough material in A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons to give them more than one season each (and maybe not even that, for the last one). Even those who like A Dance with Dragons surely agree that filming, say, all of Daenerys' chapters won't make entertaining, solid television on par with the seasons we've already devoured? I think it's safe to say that George better hurry with his sixth novel (and though he's off here and there most of his time, I still do believe that he sits down to write when he's home, though most of my fellows at Is Winter Coming? have given up that thought as well).

Meanwhile, after season three of the television show has finished, I've barely given thought to Ice & Fire due to work and my current fixation on collecting Forgotten Realms lore, but I'll be reading the next chapter of A Storm of Swords one of these days, as well as take a look at my script for Waiting for Winter: Re-reading A Clash of Kings because it seems now that it will finally see the light of day, as an e-book, but more about this when things are properly planned and discussed with the new publisher. Meanwhile, if you're in need of an Ice and Fire fix why not visit the Tower of the Hand, perhaps the best fan site for the saga with an ever-increasing amount of articles, discussions, reads and re-reads and much, much more; or Winter is Coming, the biggest fan site for the HBO show, where discussion has already turned toward Season 4, or any of the many blogs you can find using Google to see just how many people who are invested in this series (and its outcome). 

Halfway through Richard Awlinson's Tantras (gods, but this is bad writing yet still alluring), more than halfway through 1356 and stuff. See ya.

Monday, June 10, 2013


Three of my favorite characters from the novel together.
I love family get-togethers.
If someone had told me back in, oh, 2002-2004 or thereabouts, when my Ice and Fire-fever was at a high that there would eventually come a thirty-hour long adaptation of the saga for the television but with a cinematic look and feel I'd probably go through the roof. Waiting for A Feast for Crows we spent our time playing the A Game of Thrones Collectible Card Game, and there was still only a trickle of merchandise based on the saga, so everything was bought - limited art prints, various editions of the books, the aforementioned cards (trading with people all over the world to get complete sets), and a thingamabob here and there. That trickle hasn't turned into a real flood yet, but if you count the available merchandise from HBO as 'real' Ice & Fire merch, well, then it at least begins to feel like a raging river.

Anyway, HBO has given us thirty hours (give or take) of Game of Thrones, rounding off season three with the aptly named episode Mhysa. It was a fine hour, not the best hour of season three, but still, it had a lot of well-acted, well-written scenes that made me fist-pump in the air, or say aoooow. 

Still, I felt one thing lacking that the episode really needed: A shot of some Frey (or Bolton, or both) soldiers throwing Catelyn Stark's body in the water (but then again, they cut out the Ghost of High Heart, so who knows, maybe Lady Stoneheart is out - but I don't think so, given Michelle Fairley's cryptic comments). It would have been so easy to add to the beginning - we already got Roose Bolton looking out over the slaughter from atop one of Frey's towers. Have him oversee the throwing of the Tully fish into the river. The episode works without this addition, of course, but for some reason I feel it is a glaring absence. Of course, the series is full of glaring absences, but I thought this particular bit important to the continuing plot.

Lots of enjoyable scenes, though; most of them, in fact. I liked the quiet scene between Jaime and Cersei, it gave me the feels, but I wish they had built his anticipation for meeting her better in the scenes where he strolls through King's Landing (also, wasn't it weird how Jaime, Brienne and Qyburn arrived in the city without so much as a Bolton guardsman?). Tyrion, Tywin, and Joffrey were all excellent, loved Joff's over the top glee at knowing Robb is dead; Arya and Sandor's scenes were great entertainment, they could have given us a little more Sansa and they could have given us more dialogue lifted from the books (the old gods know the show will have to deviate even more come season four). Loved Ygritte shooting Jon, that came as a real surprise to Lady Slynt, Sam's meeting with Bran was oddly touching, Maester Aemon and Pyp were welcome sights and Hodor's well-hodoring was a nice little touch. All in all I found there was more humor in this episode than we've had in a long time, enjoyed it. Some funny lines in there too, from a variety of characters.

The Daenerys scene was beautiful and awkward at the same time, a little bit like Dany herself, then. I liked how the episode ended on a high, almost messianic, note (much better than those silly undead anyway), so I guess I'm in the minority here (if you read through the recap comments over at Winter is Coming, you'll notice a pretty vocal majority expressing their dislike of the scene).

Not much more to say other than that it has been ten (eleven, in fact) fast-moving weeks, but now that it is over, I am left satisfied with what D.B. Weiss and David Benioff have been able to do. Like most fans, I'd love to be consulted on this so they could shape the series more to my personal liking, but I can't, so I have to accept that this is their version of the game of thrones and be happy with what I get. Which I am. It's a great story, even it is stripped down to the bones-form (although I feel Dany's story lost direction after Astapor and Jon Snow is more a Jon Snore), and television like this will probably never come again. And now for the season that better give us Oberyn Martell, the Red Viper of Dorne, without much change from the book!

Whoa, totally forgot about Theon Greyjoy and Ramsay Bolton; I thought the Ramsay scene this time was a
Such a striking image! This should be made into a poster.
Or a book cover. Or a DVD/Bluray cover.
bit over the top but I liked getting a quick glimpse at Balon and Asha, the Iron Islands should definitely feature more than they have done so far (and they probably will, but with Asha going off to rescue her unmanned brother, it seems they will be cutting a significant amount of Ironborn material come the next seasons); I don't like the choice they made by presenting Balon with Theon's dick in a box, though; now, Theon cannot produce any heirs so that would give Lord Balon even less incentive to do as the Boltons say. Better a finger. But then again, for all we know, Theon still has his dingdong, and is only being manipulated into believing he has lost it (note we never saw the contents of the box, and the books are also a bit vague on the subject). Ack, who cares. It's a minor detail. Good they cleared up the burning of Winterfell, though. Oh, and while I'm at it, I loved Walder Frey in this episode, well-acted and this time around I actually forgot to think of him as the janitor of Hoggwarts; well acted scene giving us some needed exposition, and the washing of the floor was icing on the cake. Finally, they way they build the TV show and the choices they make, makes me feel confident that the adaptation of A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons will probably - most likely - be better than the novels. Just a hunch, really.


Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Raining Blood

Oh, well. There you go. Game of Thrones: Episode IX: The Rains of Castemere has aired, and everybody interested in the series has of course watched it already (and many have probably re-watched it already). Winter is Coming has collected a number of recaps/reviews here, and have set up threads for both non-readers and readers alike; I've been through them to gauge the general reaction and it seems to me that the episode is a hit. But what strikes me the most is just how many fans seem relieved somehow, as if the cat's out of the bag, and now they can finally talk about the anticipated scene of the Red Wedding without fear of spoiling anything.
It is a powerful scene, both in the novel and in the show. I prefer the book, of course. I will never forget the day I read this scene for the first time and consequently threw the book across the room - I physically reacted - like so many others have done upon reaching this particular scene. I love stories with betrayals so it hit me in the right way, but over the last couple of years I have also come to realize that the Red Wedding essentially marks the beginning of the decline of quality in the story. Before the Red Wedding, it is all fairly coherent, mostly through the Lannister-Stark conflict which runs through the three first books; with the slaughter of Robb and Catelyn, that conflict is essentially ended and the books become even more sprawling, with the 'core' gone, and Martin continues to heap new characters on the reader and not really killing off enough for balance. Sometimes I wish that, after the Red Wedding, the story would go in a somewhat different way, with Daenerys coming to Westeros in the aftermath and the remaining Stark kids getting into action. Instead, the story begins to drift.
I used to feel that the turning point in the story's cohesive quality was the death of a certain privy-visiting lord  of the west, but I've come around to think that the Red Wedding is actually the point at which narrative control seems to slip. Granted, there are still interesting chapters in A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons and the remainder of A Storm of Swords, but from here on, the story loses its focus, and with the advent of a host of minor POV characters (Arianne Martell, a score of Greyjoys)...Now, don't get me wrong. I love the fact that Robb and Catelyn are betrayed because it is just a gut-wrenching turning point, and it feels so properly medieval and all that; I just wish the story could be kept cohesive somehow; I admit, though, that it seems that Martin is pulling together the story again somewhat through A Dance with Dragons, reminding us continually that the North Remembers...

Anyway, I have some faith in the TV show managing to keep the story more cohesive than the books, it will be interesting to follow (also, the Cersei chapters from A Feast for Crows could be interesting on the screen; hopefully they'll scrap the Maggy backstory as it is totally unnecessary in my opinion).

This week's episode, then. Like other readers I came to the episode with some foreboding, some excitement and a lot of curiosity. How would they pull it off? Will it be as devastating as in the books? Lots of questions I wanted to have answered, and answers I got. All the other scenes in the episode became somehow a little less interesting to me as I was continually looking for the 'signs' building up to Edmure Tully's wedding. The other scenes become overshadowed by this event, and no wonder, for what an event it is! Completely turning the tables, even if well foreshadowed, its the greatest literary shocker I know of, and seeing it come to life (er...) was fabulous. And mostly, they nailed it. The atmosphere, the props, the acting, the words was all very very good. A minor quibble from me would be Roose Bolton, who just doesn't convince me, and I still feel he needed a little more screen time before the scene; perhaps a scene where he arrives and Robb greets him and says something like, "Lord Bolton, my only remaining loyal bannerman," now that would a) add to the devastating betrayal later and b) remind the audience who this guy is (Lady Slynt, at least, is still unsure about his role in this - but I suspect there will be some clearing up in the next episode).

See? The Red Wedding just takes over my thoughts; I wanted to start out writing about the episode but was really writing about the last scenes. So let's review the episode scene by scene.

Scene 1: Robb and Catelyn at the table of war pieces (looks like they are playing a good-looking board game). Kind of a weak scene to open the episode with, though it obviously functions as a "book-end" (the episode begins and ends with these two); Robb admitting that he should have listened to Catelyn is a nice touch, and their acting is great; also note the lighting; dark and ominous. And look at all those Lannister lions! I wish we could have some glimpses of the great armies marching across Westeros to remind us there is war. The war has kind of been lost in all the character interactions and events going on. A few scenes with Ser Gregor Clegane butchering about would have been nice. I like Cat's line, "Show them what it feels like to lose someone they love," but I'm not entirely sure who she's talking about. The Lannisters? Is there anyone in Casterly Rock to love? They are all in King's Landing.

Scene 2: The northerners arrive at the Twins. Well that was quick! I was hoping for that beautiful and foreboding scene where Catelyn visits some ancient tomb. Guess that wasn't a very necessary scene of course. I do like that we get a glimpse of Grey Wind, I wish we could have him growl at some Freys.

Scene 3: Salt and bread. As the rest of the Internet has already said, the point of guest right doesn't come across clearly enough for non-readers, but this may be explored further in the next episode. I wish they had given this concept more time, as it adds to the betrayal. Walder Frey is well acted and I love his lines and voice, and the interaction with Robb and Talisa is good stuff. And they even added a Heh. I love Walder's hehs. Always have. And I love that they keep the character roughly as he is in the book - I had to laugh when one of his daughters correct him when he names her, and he's like, "Fine." Talisa has that look in her face that makes me feel sorry for her; she knows she's the cause of all this trouble yet there's nothing she can do. Walder is his usual crude rude self to her. Also seems that Walder realizes that Talisa is pregnant (which is confirmed in the last scene of the episode, somewhat brutally). Ah, what a gloriously dirty bastard Walder Frey is. Great acting. "The wine will flow red, and the music will play loud, and we'll put this mess behind us." Nuff said, eh, Walder. Heh.

Scene 4: Daenerys and her many men. After ruling the season, Daenerys' story falls a little flat here; I don't know why, but it could be some fatigue creeping in; she's basically repeating what she's already done this season (take a city, free the slaves), only now with two more new characters to assist her, Daario and Grey Worm. Also, I feel sorry for Dany for not having awesome pieces to put on her map. Dany, Daario, Jorah, Grey Worm and Selmy discuss an attack through a secret gate, but the scene is mostly to set up some rivalry between Ser Jorah and Daario (or so it feels to me). Gotta love that lingering look between Dany and Daario; it is so very obvious that she's infatuated with him, much to Jorah's detriment.

Scene 5: Sam and Gilly. They reach the Wall, love the shot of the Wall through the trees, and I think it's a good choice to have Gilly think of Sam as a "wizard"; it's actually a nice moment, perhaps the nicest, in the episode. Finally someone gets some recognition. If there's one thing I find lacking in these scenes from beyond the Wall, it's real snow. Nice music though! Suits an epic seven-hundred feet wall of ice. And people are smiling!

Scene 6: Arya and the Hound. Well, wipe off those smiles. Not a scene from the books, but it serves to set up the Arya/Hound relationship. I love how tough Arya is, and she shows that she's not afraid of Sandor anymore. "You are very kind," Sandor tells Arya, "someday it'll get you killed." Do the writers know something we don't? Or just a random throwaway phrase?

Scene 7: Bran & company. Some exposition on wildlings which is kind of funny with Osha's looks; "there's a storm coming"; Hodor gets afraid, lots of subtle details in this scene. Short, but fulfilling.

Scene 8: The Wildlings Attack. Having read the books, I felt that Jon's chapters just took an endless amount of time; I so wanted him to get on with it, and here in the show, clap! He's beginning to show his true (black) colors. Love the imagery of the wildlings running, weapons in their hands, toward the cabin, pretty cool. Exciting, even. Where is Mance, though? And why couldn't we have more? Seriously why don't they split the book in three seasons so we could get all the character interactions and nuances?

Scene 9: Arya/Hound. They have arrived at the Twins, beautiful mournful music supporting Arya's feelings; she's finally close to her family. Good lines from Sandor, which show that he does, after all, have some humanity. I'd love to see the scene where they cross the swollen ford, but again, it's an unnecessary scene for the TV show. Arya tells the Hound that one day she'll kill him - and again I am wondering if the writers know something I don't. And I know they know something I don't, but do they know that Arya will one day kill Sandor?

Scene 10: Bran & company/Jon & company. Inside the mill, raining and thundering outside, very nice scene. Love how they mix together the scene with Jon and the wildlings arriving outside, so that for a moment we have two (well three) Starks in close proximity, interacting but not really interacting, a very interesting and exciting scene with Orell hearing Hodor shouting, "No more hodoring!" is a great line. Bran going into warg-mode is also a good choice, I was cheering when I saw Shaggydog and Summer lusking about, but where is Ghost??!

Jon shows he's still a man of the Night's Watch, which may come as a relief to the non-readers; I like Tormund's moment of indecision before saying "Kill him", the action here is great, there's something about sword fights in rain. Tense moments, perhaps my favorite scene of the episode. The eagle clawing at Jon's face was nice, it had Lady Slynt going, "Nooo!" Muhahaha. The mud, the blood, the rain, the tension! Great scene, vividly portrayed. I like it better than the Red Wedding because the wedding is just so damned gut-wrenching.

Scene 11: The Three Musketeers. I didn't care much for this scene, I don't know why. I found the setup somewhat lacking; the fight feels a little bit too different from what we've seen so far, this is more in Conan-territory methinks. Fun to watch, of course, but ultimately it didn't give me much, maybe because it doesn't feel as if anything really is at stake. Daario, Grey Worm, Jorah...they seem too invulnerable kind of; heroic, if you want. "That's what you call a few guards." I'm almost thinking of Indiana Jones-style adventure here.

Scene 12: The Red Wedding I. An emotionally taxing scene even for me as a book reader of some ten times. They spend just the right amount of time on it, they spice it up with a few funny shots even (Brynden Tully's look when he realizes he's being checked out); Edmure's look when he sees Roslin's face is simply priceless. Great acting and for a moment I can forget that EDMURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT AT ALL.!!11398r384 And how sweet isn't Roslin? She's the swan among the ugly ducklings, I'd say; however, I thought her line, you know, "Lord Edmure, I hope I am not a disappointment to you" is unnecessary. The look on Edmure's face, and the wondrous (and hopeful and uplifting, but still somewhat sad-sounding) music really adds to the scene, very nicely done I have to say. It could have had more impact if we got to know the Tullys earlier in the show, but they still manage to give the scene life and emotion with what little character investment we have. As for the unnecessary line, I just feel that it's whacking the audience over the head, we can clearly see that Edmure is pleased, but she hasn't proven her skills neither here nor there yet, nor displayed her personality so what she's basically asking is "Do I look good enough for you?" and I find that, if not offensive, at least that it kind of degrades Edmure (and men). Now I'm not saying that a mighty pretty face can be enough to make a man fall in love at first sight, and.. Ack I don't even know where I'm going with this. On with the wedding.

I do like Walder's look to Robb, however: It's as if he's saying, "See? That's what you're missing because you betrayed my trust." And it works on two levels; it gives us a false sense of Walder not being such a bad man after all but still wanting to rub it in (the slight on his House), but it could also arouse our suspicions as we wouldn't expect Walder to marry off the one spectacular daughter he has (and now I'm degrading the Frey daughters en masse). I love how they let the actual wedding ceremony play out, with Edmure and Roslin saying the words.

Scene 13: Bran & co. Bran decides to split the party (you should never split the party!); Bran confirms to have seen Jon Snow through Summer's eyes; Osha is taking Rickon to Last Hearth where the Umbers, bannermen of the Starks, reside. It's a lovely, emotional scene, with great acting from the children, and if I had been more invested in Rickon I'd probably shed a tear, maybe. So...when will we see these two again, you ask? Earlier than in the books? And what's that about Osha saying about Rickon, "He'll learn to walk in darkness"? I am intrigued! But I can't be bothered to speculate, knowing that we won't see them again - in the books so far.

Scene 14: Dany & Selmy. "How long does it take to sack a city?" What kind of stoopid question is that, Dany? You sacked a city only a few episodes ago. Love Jorah's look when she asks for Daario, at first I thought it felt out of place but then I realized he gives her that look not because they are trying to have the audience guess whether Daario is dead or not, but because he realizes Daenerys is falling in love with the guy, which he obviously doesn't like. At least, that's how I choose to view the scene, otherwise it feels silly. It worked when Roose Bolton did the same trick to Jaime Lannister, because Roose is a sick bastard and did it on purpose. Jorah pausing dramatically doesn't work unless he reacts emotionally. So there. Daario appears, and the city is hers. So the sacking of Yunkai was three guys fighting off everything - that's how the show portrays it - more in line with Rush Hour. I wouldn't mind a few shots of Dany's army of Unsullied and Second Sons fighting through the streets of the city to give a better impression of what's been going on.

Scene 15: The Red Wedding II. The scene opens with the musicians on the balcony, and for anyone who understands the true meaning of Frey hospitality, it's a fantastic way to start off the scene, isn't it? Instantly recognizable, and I have to say they nailed the look of the musicians and the gallery, it's about how I imagined it (only I imagined the gallery to extend along both long walls, can't remember how it's described in the book). Even though the music at first is festive and people are talking and laughing, the decision to keep everything inside Frey's castle darkened gives me the feeling that something is going to go wrong (now, maybe I wouldn't have felt this if I hadn't read the book, I don't know, but to me it feels as if the use of lighting in this scene dampens the feelings of festivity kind of). And then the hints begin to drop; Roose Bolton doesn't drink; Roose has married a Frey daughter and got her weight in silver as dowry, an allusion to Judas who betrayed what's-his-name for silver; Catelyn realizing Roose is after wealth; Walder's creepy glances; that small moment between Robb and Talisa; all too soon, Walder calls out for the bedding; Edmure looking so happy, and note how he looks Roslin up and down while Walder speaks; I like how Talisa thinks this a coarse tradition (in contrast to Daenerys viewing the Dothraki wedding traditions - which were far more disgusting of course but still there's a contrast of views, are they trying to say something about cultural differences I don't know quit yapping).

Lame Lothar closes the door, and everywhere around the world fans of Ice & Fire braced themselves. And yet, and yet, they managed to shock me to the core by having Talisa stabbed in the belly so brutally I actually flinched and closed my eyes for a second there. Yeah, I'm getting soft. Age and all that. And having children, especially having children yourself - that really makes a difference when watching stuff like this. It's as if everything becomes a little too hard to bear.

Catelyn turning around to look up at the gallery as the Freys begin playing The Rains of Castemere is, in my opinion, a great decision. And then the scene switches to outside, with the Hound and Arya arriving, while the music drones on in the background; Arya realizing something's wrong, they really nailed this, didn't they? They couldn't come much closer in palpable atmosphere. I do miss the Umbers, though. I do miss all the small details from book. Catelyn discovering Roose's armor is there, though. Talisa's death really freaked me out. It's so sudden, so brutal and so the Red Wedding managed to shock me a second time. Well done, well done! Getting the chills.

Arya watching the northmen being slaughtered outside; the death of Grey Wind; what a culmination, what a tragedy! Giving us a little hope that Arya might rescue Grey Wind, that was naughty. The look on Arya's face, oh my. The last glimpse of Grey Wind closing his eyes. Sandor catching up with her and knocking her down and taking her away to haunting symphonic music. Catelyn crawling along the floor, lethally wounded, breathing raggedly; Robb crawling towards Talisa to the sound of people being stabbed. Walder chuckling as he says, "The King in the North arises..." Catelyn's last desperate pleading, oh my this is seriously captivating yet disgusting story-telling. Roose shows up to stab Robb to death, Catelyn's howl and slitting the throat of Walder's wife, then the silence as she just stands there and every book reader knows what is going on in her mind, and then she too gets her throat slit...and then credits, without music. Brilliant. Takes your breath away (at least Catelyn's).

How many sensitive viewers will call it quits? I don't know. How many will return to see how this tragedy affects the continuation of the story? Hopefully most. The without a doubt most fantastic, intricate and interesting part of Ice & Fire is over; but there is still much to be told. I think this episode, upon review, is a triumph in televised story-telling, and I don't feel I should be even allowed to complain about this or that niggle (I did, though). The episode makes me want to go right back into re-reading A Storm of Swords (which I sadly can't, at the moment). And I want to watch the preview for episode X, which I'm going to do right now.

Sounds like Tyrion will give us some needed exposition on bread and salt. Is that Roose standing atop the castle walls watching the Stark banners burn? Is Bran inside the Nightfort? Sure looks and sounds like it. Maybe he'll meet Sam and Gilly next week, then. Stannis decides to go north. Jaime returns to King's Landing, Sansa is sad (O'Really?!), Theon is in pains (you don't say), and hey! We are getting a scene with Asha Greyjoy, I've kind of missed her, I really like the actress though I can't explain properly why - and Pyp is back, too, I've missed him as well. And Daenerys lets her dragons go; I assume that will be toward the end of the episode. It looks like an episode that will pick up some of the scattered pieces, and prepare us for the fourth season. Can't believe season three is almost over. It has been a pretty interesting ride, with more goodness than awkwardness. I'd like to rewatch the entire monster from season one episode one, but where does one find thirty hours of free time to do such a thing?

Sunday, June 2, 2013


Very curious about Game of Thrones: Episode IX: The Rains of Castemere. Won't be able to see it for a while, though, but it's funny I'm excited about the episode as if it were a long-awaited feature film. I think I know why this particular episode has me so curious, though. I half expected the Internet to be down this morning from all the outrage, but it seems fairly quiet to me. And now, to put on my cape and fly off to work.